quizzical pussy

So the bachelor party happened Saturday. I think it was a success, but I’m bloody exhausted. Maybe the reason everyone traditionally boozes it up and visits strip clubs for bachelor parties is because it’s easy. Let it never be said that I’m not a moderately awesome friend.

If you’re curious, I stripped to MC Frontalot’s nerdcore anthem Braggadocio. I wore my favorite, super-strappy metallic gray bra. At one point I was wearing karate pants. I guess you kind of had to be there…

I collapse now. Good talk.