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14 Feb

From my heart

If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day

Hey, Quizzical Pussy readers. Just so you know… I like you like you.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope you’re getting all kinds of laid. Hope I am too!

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25 Dec

Hark!

Happy birthday to Jesus, Horus, Dionysus, Krishna, Mithras, and Rod Serling. You guys rock. Seriously.

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26 Nov

Thanksgiving ho!

The Thanksgiving celebration I want to have: Spending all day in bed, fucking, eating take-out, watching strange Asian horror films, and being thankful for all these delightful things.

The Thanksgiving celebration I will have: Picking at dry turkey while listening attentively to harangues from my family about how I’m too old to have such preposterous hair.

Here we go, pilgrims! Hope there’s pie in it for you!