Phila…phila…good deed doer.
One of yesterday’s confessions referred to a certain pornographic video clip. The confessor remarked that she was sad she’d lost the clip; she also mentioned that it featured anal golf ball shenanigans and sports puns. Would you believe that a reader took pity on her plight and found the clip?
…Okay, if I told you it was Laramy, then would you believe it? I’m pretty sure it’s the same one. It fits the description (oh yes, I’m going to) to a tee.
If you’re reading, confessor, this is for you. It’s also for the rest of us, because I suspect we all wanted to see this clip. I know I did!
The following link is a VERY NSFW clip of an anal golf ball threesome (it took me a minute to decide what order to put those words in) with all sorts of elements that might offend you. If you think it might be objectionable, don’t click it. NSFW Here it is! NSFW
The sex-positivity dogmatist in me can’t stop screaming “THAT HAS NO FLANGE OR RETRIEVAL STRING IT’S NOT SAFE.”
For reasons hard to explain to non-BDSMers, this sort of thing always freaks me out worse when it’s in a non-BDSM context. Because BDSM has all these rules and subcultural norms that keep people relatively safe, or at least unsafe in predictable and mutually agreed ways. With this sort of thing, I worry that they really don’t have a plan for how to get those golf balls out in a, er, pinch.
@Holly Pervocracy That’s an excellent point, and reminds me that I forgot to add, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDDIES. Not because these are professionals, but because it’s probably an entirely bad idea.
I can’t remember the last time I watched a porn scene and thought, “I must try these techniques!”, mostly because that’s really not the way my fantasy mechanism works, but I extra don’t want to try these.
Someone once said that golf is a good way to spoil a nice walk. I see a parallel here!