23 Mar
Not the motion of the ocean…
The Sovereign Nations of the World by Penis Size
How patriotic do you feel looking at this map? Of course, part of me is wondering if the data is all self-reported. If so, we may simply be looking at a map charting the size of insecurities, sorted by country.
Either way, where’s the girth map? Do cartographers know nothing about the mechanics of sexual intercourse?
(Via geekologie, through a confidential source.)
I do wonder how my home country (Belgium) sizes up… by the looks of it, our neighbouring countries are worth a try… France, here I come.
Wait, penis size in what unit of measurement? Being from the US, my default is inches (why did someone decide we were going to be all special and have our own system of measurements? Must Google), so my immediate reaction was “Wait, what? Nine inches is the minimum? This ‘my dick is longer than yours’ bullshit has gone too far.”
Ahahaha wow. Awesome :D
Pretty sure it’s centimeters. I’d tend to assume metric when something is sourced from a site called geekologie.
I have nothing useful to add here… “Click to engorge” **giggle**
@quizzical pussy
You speak Logic. Thanks.
Cartographers spent a century working out circumference. You’d think they’d understand girth.
I’m not finding this plausible. For one thing, the differences cited between say, Colombia and Sudan vs. India and China are awfully large. 1.6 times longer? What other physical feature varies so much?
Also, Sudanese are so much longer than Ethiopians? Or, Canadians are longer than Americans, despite that the American ethnic mix is basically the same as Canadian plus far more of a percentage from Africa, Mexico, Central and South America, all reported as longer than average?
I find the self-reported possibility highly plausible, and I think we may be looking at a map of how much men in different countries use penis length to compensate for insecurity.
Reminds me, I heard gal I once worked with say “anything more than a mouthful is a waste!”. :)