21 Apr
Old dirt’s still dirt, I guess.
Look what I pulled out of an old trunk in the attic of the internet, lovingly wrapped in Netscape’s trousseau: groupiedirt.com
I’m so relieved that I’ve finally found somewhere to go when I need to know what the Goo Goo Dolls’ drummer was like in bed. Back when the Goo Goo Dolls were a thing.
Which I’m assuming they’re not anymore.
Whenever I see this site, I start wanting to write porn about Kurt Cobain’s cross-dressing and submissive habits. Or Courtney Love banging roadies in the parking lot (ooh, maybe he’s a cuckold fetishist!). Or “I thought I was just a weird nerd, but David Bowie loves me.” Or or or…
I am also convinced that “Billie Joe Armstrong has a small dick” was conveyed by a groupie who was pissed that he rejected her, because he’s been monogamously married to his wife since the early nineties.
@ozymandias I think your impulses are very valid. I would read that.
I read the bit about Blur and I came to the conclusion that I still find Alex James wildly attractive, even though he apparently beats up women.
I refuse to believe this is true, btw.