21 Aug
Hell yes homo!
I have a friend who has an interesting hobby: sending his male coworkers the most sexually harassingest text messages ever, ending each with “no homo”.
Example:
I wanna give u the 3rd best rimjob you’ve ever had in ur life, man. No homo.
And no, he hasn’t been fired. Yet.
When he told me about this I’d actually never heard the phrase no homo before, and thought he’d made it up. Turns out, not quite.
But now we have these, come to restore the balance of power, and I’m pretty sure I need one: