Fantastawful
I’ve never met a man more keen to ejaculate on my face, tits, neck, or elbow than in my throat, given the choice. I believe this is known as the “cock trumps eyes” phenomenon. I’d be game; I’ve just never had anyone request it.
I’m sure lots of guys love facials, pearl necklaces, and, well… elblows, I guess we could call them? But it seems–to my inexperienced mind, at least– like it might be the sort of thing that’s hot because Oh Hey They Do That In Porn.
Or maybe not. You tell me. Perhaps I should somehow convince my boyfriend to relinquish the grip and warmth of an eager orifice for indifferent air and a messy visual just so I can get a little anecdotal evidence. I’m sure he won’t mind.
But then there’s this, which has somehow transcended Oh Hey They Do That In Porn to become the most fantastawful (as the chick who showed me the link describes it) piece of art I’ve seen since I framed a wire hanger and put an “In Case Of Emergency Break Glass” plaque underneath.
I’m trying to think of where I would wear something that was shaped like a majestic stream of jism terminating across my clavicles, but it’s a conundrum. I really can’t think of where I’d possibly wear it except FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
“Isn’t that unique!” old ladies would exclaim as I wore my silver pearl necklace paired with a cute little scoop neck sweater.
“Oh, yes. It is. The shape is just so organic, don’t you think?” I’d say oh-so-innocently.
“My wife would just love something like that,” husbands, harried with holiday shopping mayhem, would confide.
And it’s the easiest thing in the world to find! “Maybe you should try giving her one,” I’d advise. “You might both find you like it.”
And you don’t even have to wrap it. I mean, that’s kind of the point of a pearl necklace, isn’t it? Not wrapping it.
Wow… I can’t even sort out how I feel. I’m a bit horrified, and a bit awestruck, and I really do think I almost really really want it?
That is so epic. I want one really really badly.
I dunno. I’m into facials as a sign of marking and ownership, except that it’s a bit of a moot point for me because I’m a female top so coming on someone’s face is highly unlikely.
@ozymandias
While playing a bottom (I’m a male switch) I enjoyed laying on the bed and having my wife hold herself over my face for cunnilingus; in an upright position like that there’s a lot more flow, which I thought did nicely for marking-and-ownership facial. I always kind of wished she would emphasise it by sort of rubbing herself all over my face, perhaps right after she came, which would work better for a woman than a man in those terms.
When playing a top I enjoyed coming on her tits or clavicle sometimes; I always wanted to do it on her glasses or in her hair but I make an extremely diffident top and just sort of mentioned the desire once or twice.
@ozymandias
BTW if you do that upright over the face thing you have to be very careful not to put your weight down on his lower jaw; I’m pretty sure she could have dislocated my jaw that way.
I’m just not feeling it on the whole ‘spray’ thing. That’s what fish do. Granted, they seem to enjoy it, but I far prefer… …oh, shall we say, completion amid connection. As to your hypotheticals on the necklace – nothing short of fabulous right there!
Mousie– I’ve tried that, but facesitting is a terrible angle for me actually getting off. Bleh. Although rubbing myself over his or her face afterwards has definite possibilities next time I get my hands on a willing bottom… (rubs hands evilly)
I’m a total cum whore, and love having someone cum on me. When I’m fluid bonded with a partner, I still don’t like people coming inside me, so they pull out and come on my stomach. Or in my mouth. Or on my tits. Or on my face. I’ve had multiple guys ask to come on my face or on my tits. So yeah, I come across it.
I love the necklace, too. Check out the necklace I have. It’s dainty and cute, and then you lean in and see what it actually says. And then it’s AWESOME.
@ozymandias
I’m a female bottom, and I had female top that would wipe her lubrication (vag juice, whatevs) all over my face. When she was really aroused or right after she had come, she would just scoop large amounts of it out with her fingers and wipe it all over my face, mouth and nose.
@Britni TheVadgeWig OMG I love your necklace.
@ozymandias
That angle was always hard for us too. If she were facing away from my feet, and I curled my head up towards her, it would work great until my neck gave out, which wouldn’t take long. Might work as the finish to something else, though. Maybe if you were to lean one hand against the wall and hold your bottom’s head against your pussy with your other hand. That sounds pretty awesome from the bottom’s point of view.
One time she stood in a doorway facing away from my feet, holding on to the doorframe, and I sat on the floor right behind her. I can’t remember now whether my shoulders were in front of or behind her legs. That actually worked very well for both of us.
@Britni TheVadgeWig
That’s a really hot story. And also a really cool necklace.
@Britni TheVadgeWig
I appreciate your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And that necklace is amazing– if I saw someone wearing it, I’d probably be so attracted to them I’d be unable to make words.
“…since I framed a wire hanger and put an “In Case Of Emergency Break Glass” plaque underneath.”
You’re the worst. You’re positively incorrigible. I think I love you, QP.