ConTuesday! Making out and making par
When I was dating Aldo Melastophilus we always used to see each other on Tuesday evenings because I could get out of work at a non-obscene time that day and he didn’t have class. At some point he started calling Tuesday the “king of days”, which was pretty endearing, and for some reason it stuck with me. I think that with ConTuesday, the king is back.
Oh, and speaking of ConTuesdays, here are some anonymous confessions fresh from the internet!
My boyfriend went on a really special vacation recently — it was to celebrate his birthday, and he paid my entire way. While there, I made out with a man on the street in front of the place we were renting. My boyfriend was upstairs, very drunk and sick. I feel like a shit; I don’t know why I did it.
I frown on the abuse of women, but the porn I like basically involves women being degraded. Otherwise it’s blah. There was this one porn clip I had once where a dude is stuffing golf balls in one girl’s butt and she has to pop them out into another girls mouth, and the man kept calling them bitches and said “we have to make par on this one”, and it made me cum so hard every time. I lost the clip when my hard drive crashed and I miss it. I’m a girl, by the way.
When I meet a man I’m attracted to I don’t usually fantasize about having sex (penis, meet vagina) with him. I do, however, become obsessed with thoughts of sucking his dick.
I want to get really serious for a minute, bitches. As you might have noticed, I only got three confessions this week. Are we running out of deep, dark secrets or what? I just refuse to believe that. I know you have some really horrible things to tell me. Post them anonymously here. We have to make par on this one.
Despite the terrible image of golf balls being shoved up someone’s butt, I do love it in porn where they say stupid shit that pertains to the fake scenario they’re in. I saw one where a dude came to the door selling chocolate bars and the chick later called his dick a chocolate bar. It was awesome.
Sorry, I’ve been mentioning my deep, dark secrets pseudononymously. I don’t have any that are even more anonymous. I’ve been discovering that while the ‘vanilla’ community would think I’m pretty kinky, the ‘kink’ community would think I’m pretty vanilla. There’s nothing I’m interested in that doesn’t have hundreds of specialist porn sites. Well, I’ll try to think of something interesting anyway, even if it does have hundreds of specialist sites.
I would be fascinated to know if the golf ball confessor girl identified with the man, one of the women, none, all at different times?