Steam-powered orgasms
Do you ever look at your arsenal of sex toys and think, “I feel like none of these dildos are, you know, steampunk enough to grace my privy parts.” Honey, we’ve all been there. It’s embarrassing when there’s nary a gear nor a speck of bronze spray paint on one of the things that you own!
Enter Lady Clankington and her Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities, home of the Little Death Ray and soon-to-be home of the Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.
I’d have to get my hands on one of these puppies to really weigh in on whether they’re spectacular sex toys. My guess is that they’re really going more for the novelty angle. Basically, we have a standard-issue slimline vibrator, or a slightly more interesting contoured (glass? pyrex?) butt plug seated in a cute gun-like handle. I’m not sure if the handles are porous, toxic, made of licorice, perfectly safe and easy to disinfect, or what. It would, however, be kind of fun to see one of these as a prop at a steampunk or Sci Fi convention. Is it sexual harassment if I keep it holstered?
The website is young, so more information should appear soon. I really can’t wait to see what the Dueling Academy section is all about. The game is afoot!
From their FAQs:
“Q: Do you make the raygun barrels, yourselves?
A: No. We buy high-quality pre-existing novelty items from other suppliers and modify them ourselves out of acrylic, right here in America.
Q: Are your products hypo-allergenic?
A: Yes! All of our products are hypo-allergenic, phthalate free, latex free, and made of food-grade materials only.
Q: Can your products be cleaned?
A: Yes! All of our rayguns are waterproof and can be disassembled for easy cleaning. To change the batteries or clean any aspect of your item, simply unscrew the two halves and wash with soap and water.”
@G Okay, fine. Maybe they’re not made of licorice.