23 Feb
Soul-stealing
Not Pictured: Me.
My mission for today is to answer the (my exact) age-old question: Can Quizzical Pussy look sexy in a photograph?
You’d think that if it hasn’t happened by now it’s simply not going to, which seems like a reasonable argument. But today, if I can work up the guts, I’m going to pose for my friend Viola Sharqtipus, who is an amazing photographer. I’m not sure that people can look bad once she points her camera at them.
But I know I can always count on my body to try.
Gulp.
I’m sure you will look fantastic! And let someone you trust tell you because we are all our own worst critics.
The female body is a fantastic combination of curves and softness.
Yeah. I don’t buy it. I think you’ll look quite lickable, especially after all the lead-up drama you’ve put all of us through. :P Penny and I may need to get Sharqtipus to take pics of us though. She doesn’t have tentacles or fins, by chance? Viola, I mean – no, Penny does not. Not that you know of anyway. And I’m not talking. Comment out.
w00t! I KNOW you’ll look gorgeous. No matter what you think. I KNOW.
You will look abso-fucking-lutely gorgeous. And I KNOW it.
Of course you can!
Besides, if I can manage to look good in a photo anyone can.
I have no doubt. Be confident.
Well?
Your public awaits!!
:)
Seriously. What have we got to do to see the proof?