16 Dec
Knowledge is power.
Last night’s threesome taught me an important life lesson:
- Hákarl is fetid shark from Iceland. It apparently tastes of ammonia and broken dreams.
- A Hot Carl is something altogether different (and honestly, you probably don’t want to click this).
This may be an important distinction to make someday.
There was also prodigious fucking! It has to be said.
Hahah, I had a threesome last night too! -internet high-five-
@Anony Mouse Awesome! high five
Damn it, QP! I could have lived my whole life without knowing what a Hot Carl is! And, your warning only served as a “Don’t think about an elephant” type teaser. Also, I did not have a threesome.
They’re both on my to be avoided list, so perhaps it wouldn’t matter if I got them confused but said no to each.
Why is it that fate intends to teach me so many names for types of coprophilia when it’s not my thing to begin with?
@Mousie762 You’re on the internet. I’m guessing that has more to do with the matter than fate.
+1, except that I already knew what one was. So I should also “+1″ to Mousie762, because it’s really not my thing.
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I hope this clears things up.
Funny enough, I was previously familiar with hákarl. Apparently, they like to drink their brennivín with it in iceland. I’ve had akvavit before, which I understand is similar, but never brennivín, and I prefer my shark grilled and not rotten. In fact, I’m not much for any kind of putrefied food.
…or anybody crapping on me, for that matter. Incidentally, it does not look like the Hot Carl app is available in the Android Market. Alas, that sounds snort-worthy.
Well I’m glad I didn’t click on the “hot Carl” link
threesome sounds like fun. I’m jealous.
I had one last night, too!
@Other guy Hawt. And a high five goes to you
All shark, unless very, very fresh or prepared in a few specific ways tastes like ammonia. It’s because along with skate fish and rays certain compounds in the fish immediately start to break down into ammonia once it dies.