ConTuesday! Big clit, small clit, red fish, blue fish
Ohai. It’s ConTuesday, the official day of internet confessions from God knows whom! Here come some now…
I got the hood of my clit pierced a few years ago because guys had too hard of a time finding it – my clit’s too small. That’s not a problem anymore!
I have a fantasy where I’m a dog at a dog show and the judge comes up and does the judgey thing where they check the teeth and the coat and whatever else on the dog. And then the judge checks my balls and starts feeling me up and talking dirty, giving me a handjob. Different stuff happens from there. I’ve looked into puppy play but it seems (at least in my area) that puppy play is pretty nonsexual. Or at least the sexual stuff happens between dogs only. You know how there’s the joke about putting peanut butter on your junk and getting the dog to lick you? I tried that with honey and I have to say: get a dog with good technique! No teeth!
At the advanced age of 44, I find myself with a boyfriend whom I love and am attracted to, and a pretty irresistible attraction to other men. He’s older than I am, and he’s on the downhill curve of his sexuality. I’m way more revved up than I was earlier in my life, and still get plenty of attention from attractive men. I love my boyfriend (did I mention that?) and I’m very attracted to him (he’s hot!), but he can’t quite keep up with my sex drive. We’ve talked about the possibility of opening our relationship, and that could be fun, but even though I find myself attracted to other men, I don’t really want to do that. I don’t really want to fuck other men while I’m in love with my boyfriend, and I don’t want him to fuck other women. Maybe if we kept it between ourselves, maybe if we just had threesomes, it could work. I don’t want to be left out of his sexual experiences; if he’s having one with another person, I want to be there sharing it with him. If I have a sexual experience with another man, I want him to share it with me — I’m really sexually oriented toward my boyfriend, and very attached to him, and striking out on my own just doesn’t seem like much…fun. This is all quite painful because I’ve finally found a man who I could see myself growing old with, and this sex thing keeps gumming up with works. I really don’t know what to do.
[The other] week someone said “my girlfriend’s clitoris is too big for my taste”. I want to meet his girlfriend. If there’s one physical attribute that really affects me, that moves me past sensible personality-match thinking, it’s a big clitoris. Luckily for me it’s not the kind of thing that shows.
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To the 44-year-old’s boyfriend: I used to give my soon-to-be-ex-wife cunnilingus in the morning without any reciprocation. Orgasms make me relaxed and sleepy, and I move too slowly in the morning anyway, so I couldn’t really have any before work and get there on time. This did not work out well for us because I have a higher sex drive than she to begin with, and she was getting satisfied and had less desire to do anything at other times, and I got pretty frustrated. But cunnilingus, or fingers, or something might help you. It’s not easy to do it purely for love, but it’s worthwhile.
I never understand guys not finding clits. It’s in a predictable location! It’s not like sometimes it’s off to the left or halfway down the thigh or something.
@Holly Pervocracy I have no idea, but guys tend to be awesome at missing my clit too. It’s pretty wee, and fond of direct stimulation. Bad combination, turns out. It would be a curse if I wasn’t pretty okay with radiant stimulation and penetration as well.
@Holly Pervocracy
I misread “sometimes it’s off to the left or halfway…” as “sometimes it’s to the left off the hallway”, which was pretty hilarious at 2 am.
Haven’t had a lot of experience with different clits, but how you can miss one is confusing to me too. The other lady parts kind of point right at it.