About
“The difference between curiosity and lust is pure technicality. The mind longs to be penetrated much like the cunt. Either craving can result in clarity, ecstasy, or a dead cat.” -Ancient Proverb
This sex blog belongs to a more-or-less cisgender female. I’m unflappably snarky, silly, inquisitive, inconsequential, and ruttish. I’m bisexual, nerdy, and disabled. Sex and writing are my most enduring pursuits in life: I’ve wanted to hurl myself into a volcano over both, at times. I’ve made money doing both at other times. I’ve considered quitting neither, at any point.
My fervor for sex toys is nigh evangelical. I often prefer the secondary or tertiary definition of a word to the primary, but not always. Sometimes I feel like a bad feminist because I don’t accept myself exactly as I am.
I’m blogging here anonymously, and I have excellent reasons for wanting it to stay that way for the foreseeable future. If you know my secret identity or suspect you do, please be discreet and don’t spread the information around, and especially please don’t publish it anywhere online or otherwise. It can be our little secret.
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Disclaimer: This site contains frank discussion about sex, uses dirty words, and may occasionally have pictures of real and/or synthetic anatomical bits. As such, it’s likely not safe for work. If it’s illegal for you to view this because of your age or for any other reason, do go away. Thanks.
Disclosure: I have affiliations with the following sites because I link to lots of toys and such, not vice versa (that is, no one’s telling me what to link to, how often, or how to talk about it). I chose these companies because I like their selection and/or pricing, which is why I shop there myself.
If you’re ever planning to buy something from one of these sites, please consider visiting through one of my links. It’s easy, costs nothing, and would help me out a lot (the money will probably go toward medical expenses at this point). I truly appreciate you supporting my blog.
I periodically receive free toys in exchange for honest reviews. I thank the store or manufacturer that provided the product at the end of the review, with a link.
