17 Feb
Unnatural variation
Quizzical Pussy: WTF????
Laramy: that’s horrifying
Quizzical Pussy: “A Japanese penis chart used in sex clinics regognises just 10 different types of penis.” – WTF?sexfacts
Laramy: what?!?! NO!!!!
Quizzical Pussy: That is what it says! And here’s the one for women!
Quizzical Pussy: “A Japanese penis chart used in sex clinics regognises just 10 different types of penis.” – WTF?sexfacts
Laramy: what?!?! NO!!!!
Quizzical Pussy: That is what it says! And here’s the one for women!
Laramy: I’ll take a #21 plz
Quizzical Pussy: That’s probably the most “normal” looking one. Although I bet on a hot enough chick you’d deal with whatever.
Laramy: I’m really not picky at all
Quizzical Pussy: …he says to his girlfriend ;_;
Quizzical Pussy: That’s probably the most “normal” looking one. Although I bet on a hot enough chick you’d deal with whatever.
Laramy: I’m really not picky at all
Quizzical Pussy: …he says to his girlfriend ;_;
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There’s a reason these are illustrations and not photographs. Because several of them are likely about as real as the Lifted fucking Lorax. I’m looking at you, Penis #8.
Penises 4 and 9 are sort of recognizably human. 1 is baffling, and may be a Sandworm.
About half the vulvas look like they’re expelling something unpleasant.
I guess I’m a 6? Or a 10, a 13, a 17, or a 20, because you’d have to be a serious connoisseur to perceive a difference.
@Holly Pervocracy If that #1 guy really exists, I wonder how he’d react if I wore a stillsuit to bed and tried to ride his cock using a maker hook. It probably wouldn’t end well.
Admittedly, I don’t have a ton of experience with foreskin, but I would be surprised if it made penes into sandworms. And into whatever #8 is supposed to be.
I don’t think even very dangly labia should look like unhealthy discharge. Stop letting third graders draw your genital illustrations, Japan… for several reasons. Ew.
@quizzical pussy: # 8 is actually the rare Elizabethan Ruffed Penis. They tend to be timid and avoid undue publicity.
Also, may I point out that the vulva chart looks like a montage of vulvas who have partied too hard and are, in some cases, vomiting. “This is your pussy on on tequila!”
@Pip The Elizabethan Ruffed Penis!? I thought they were an urban legend! Wow.
The vulva chart is like “faces of meth” for pussies. Awesome.
The scary thing is that there is a photo version of that pussy chart over on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
@Eseell Holy shit! Yes they do!!!! That’s hilarious. Thanks for the tip!
@quizzical pussy
I didn’t believe it at first, but #8 exists!
http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/more-penile-peculiarities/
@mangoesandlimes Holy. Shit. Well fuck me! But… probably not with that. No offense to anyone with a #8 penis.
You’re like an internet penis-research rockstar or something.