Comments on: LELO Siri and my clitoris: A love story

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:34:45 +0000

Thanks for the amazingly kind comments, you guys!

Brock, my clitoris has always enjoyed the classics. All except the Hitachi Magic Wand, oddly enough.

By: Dangerous Lilly

Dangerous Lilly — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:24:52 +0000

Absolutely awesome review, it’s right up there with The Bloggess in terms of humor.

By: Brock F'in Samson

Brock F'in Samson — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 06:21:16 +0000

This was hilarious.

Sorry you’ve not been well. Glad something mitigated at least some of the misery.

How did you manage to get your clitoris to read Shakespeare? My penis won’t read anything that’s not on the “Pulp/Clearance” rack at Half-Price Books.

By: Epiphora

Epiphora — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:23:52 +0000

HOMEWRECKER! Hahaha. I enjoyed this review thoroughly.

By: Luscious Lily

Luscious Lily — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:56:39 +0000

Two things:
1) I just died laughing. This review seriously made my day.
2) Omg I need a Siri. OMG.

…Ok, I lied, three things: The Mona has the same pattern, and it really does sound like an oldschool video game theme song. I think they gave that pattern a fancy name, Serenade or Melody or something like that. I thought it was hokey until I turned that pattern on, but then I was hooked.