Comments on: Unnatural variation

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:57:29 +0000

@mangoesandlimes Holy. Shit. Well fuck me! But… probably not with that. No offense to anyone with a #8 penis. You’re like an internet penis-research rockstar or something.

By: mangoesandlimes

mangoesandlimes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:48:02 +0000

@quizzical pussy
I didn’t believe it at first, but #8 exists!
http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/more-penile-peculiarities/

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:57:45 +0000

@Eseell Holy shit! Yes they do!!!! That's hilarious. Thanks for the tip!

By: Eseell

Eseell — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:45:25 +0000

The scary thing is that there is a photo version of that pussy chart over on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:31:35 +0000

@Pip The Elizabethan Ruffed Penis!? I thought they were an urban legend! Wow. The vulva chart is like "faces of meth" for pussies. Awesome.

By: Pip

Pip — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:06:08 +0000

@quizzical pussy: # 8 is actually the rare Elizabethan Ruffed Penis. They tend to be timid and avoid undue publicity.

Also, may I point out that the vulva chart looks like a montage of vulvas who have partied too hard and are, in some cases, vomiting. “This is your pussy on on tequila!”

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:39:59 +0000

@Holly Pervocracy If that #1 guy really exists, I wonder how he’d react if I wore a stillsuit to bed and tried to ride his cock using a maker hook. It probably wouldn’t end well.

Admittedly, I don’t have a ton of experience with foreskin, but I would be surprised if it made penes into sandworms. And into whatever #8 is supposed to be.

I don’t think even very dangly labia should look like unhealthy discharge. Stop letting third graders draw your genital illustrations, Japan… for several reasons. Ew.

By: Holly Pervocracy

Holly Pervocracy — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:14:21 +0000

Penises 4 and 9 are sort of recognizably human. 1 is baffling, and may be a Sandworm.

About half the vulvas look like they’re expelling something unpleasant.

I guess I’m a 6? Or a 10, a 13, a 17, or a 20, because you’d have to be a serious connoisseur to perceive a difference.