Comments on: The wank that dare not speak its name (Pt. 2) http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/ a sex blog that gets curiouser and curiouser. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:32:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: quizzical pussy http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-110 quizzical pussy Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:34:55 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-110 <a href="#comment-104" rel="nofollow">@Epiphora </a> Thanks for the link; your site is awesome! I can't even begin to understand what R&D department thought the Dual Pussy and Ass was an inspiration to pursue, but it disturbs me to think that these two women probably thought it was a good-not-horrifying idea too. @Epiphora Thanks for the link; your site is awesome! I can’t even begin to understand what R&D department thought the Dual Pussy and Ass was an inspiration to pursue, but it disturbs me to think that these two women probably thought it was a good-not-horrifying idea too.

]]> By: Epiphora http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-104 Epiphora Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:02:13 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-104 This post is glorious, and so true. I am similarly disturbed by gross pubes and extra added flaps of skin. I had to laugh at your last link, because I <a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2009/10/um-no-dual-pussy-ass-stroker/" rel="nofollow">featured that product</a> on my blog for my first "Um, No" feature. It's hard not to feature pocket pussies every time, really, since there are so many WTF?-worthy ones. This post is glorious, and so true. I am similarly disturbed by gross pubes and extra added flaps of skin. I had to laugh at your last link, because I featured that product on my blog for my first “Um, No” feature. It’s hard not to feature pocket pussies every time, really, since there are so many WTF?-worthy ones.

]]> By: quizzical pussy http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-91 quizzical pussy Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:20:07 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-91 <a href="#comment-89" rel="nofollow">@Breda </a> Holy shit. It took me about five minutes of shouting "What am I looking at? WHAT am I looking at? Seriously, what am I looking at?" before I understood what was going on with that, and I don't feel comfortable with it now that I know. @Breda Holy shit. It took me about five minutes of shouting “What am I looking at? WHAT am I looking at? Seriously, what am I looking at?” before I understood what was going on with that, and I don’t feel comfortable with it now that I know.

]]> By: Uggla http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-90 Uggla Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:22:20 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-90 Haven't tried a flesh light (yet), but I've tried a few different things... I have a thing for the more mechanical masturbators... unfortunately, they usually are of poor quality/design and don't work well for very long (the plastic gears break easily, and there goes that in/out motion). I did, however, purchase a while back an awesome toy, and I have to say, after many many hours of use, it's still working like the first day I got it. It's called the Full Stroke (see it at http://www.fullstroke.com). I was kinda leery about getting it, considering the price tag, but it turned out to be a great investment. No need to hold it, no need to move it, no need to sway my hips back and forth, I just hit the "on" switch and it does all the work. Highly recommended! Haven’t tried a flesh light (yet), but I’ve tried a few different things… I have a thing for the more mechanical masturbators… unfortunately, they usually are of poor quality/design and don’t work well for very long (the plastic gears break easily, and there goes that in/out motion). I did, however, purchase a while back an awesome toy, and I have to say, after many many hours of use, it’s still working like the first day I got it. It’s called the Full Stroke (see it at http://www.fullstroke.com). I was kinda leery about getting it, considering the price tag, but it turned out to be a great investment. No need to hold it, no need to move it, no need to sway my hips back and forth, I just hit the “on” switch and it does all the work. Highly recommended!

]]> By: Breda http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-89 Breda Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:00:47 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-89 http://www.amazon.com/Kaylanis-Foot-Fetish/dp/B000CFJVXU WTF. http://www.amazon.com/Kaylanis-Foot-Fetish/dp/B000CFJVXU

WTF.

]]> By: Robert http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-87 Robert Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:04:43 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-87 I've kind of always wanted a Real Doll. I don't think for a moment one could come anywhere near a real woman, but at the same time if I had few extra grand just laying around I might buy one. I’ve kind of always wanted a Real Doll. I don’t think for a moment one could come anywhere near a real woman, but at the same time if I had few extra grand just laying around I might buy one.

]]> By: quizzical pussy http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-86 quizzical pussy Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:31:13 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-86 <a href="#comment-85" rel="nofollow">@Oddtwang </a> I couldn't agree more. One of my many big damn dreams is to organize a burlesque performance of Dr. Horrible, but no one I find for the eponymous character will ever beat Neil and his awesomeness, even if it's a hot chick wearing a white underbust corset and caduceus pasties. @Oddtwang I couldn’t agree more. One of my many big damn dreams is to organize a burlesque performance of Dr. Horrible, but no one I find for the eponymous character will ever beat Neil and his awesomeness, even if it’s a hot chick wearing a white underbust corset and caduceus pasties.

]]> By: Oddtwang http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-85 Oddtwang Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:08:09 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-85 I'm officially creeped out. NPH is just generally awesome - Doctor Horrible, anyone? I’m officially creeped out.

NPH is just generally awesome – Doctor Horrible, anyone?

]]> By: quizzical pussy http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-83 quizzical pussy Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:08:18 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-83 <a href="#comment-82" rel="nofollow">@Holly Pervocracy </a> Oh yeah, brain bugs are super yonic by design. But for me the "Cocoa Stroker" somehow evokes the horror of those aliens much more than it does an actual pussy. What I guess I'm really saying is that those brain bugs and the stroker creep me out in very much the same way, and real, non-deformed genitals creep me out not at all. Neil Patrick Harris WAS totally awesome! That sounds like truth to me. Speaking of the pocket ass and gaping asses, I wonder if there's a prolapsed rectum toy. Quick google search suggests "not yet", but I don't want to look too deeply into this possibility. You've seen the documentary <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7277801797935788405&ei=txVjS8PkOoKurQKQtfTCCA&q=pschology+-+guys+%26+dolls&hl=en#" rel="nofollow">Guys and Dolls</a>, right? Creepy is bloody right. @Holly Pervocracy Oh yeah, brain bugs are super yonic by design. But for me the “Cocoa Stroker” somehow evokes the horror of those aliens much more than it does an actual pussy. What I guess I’m really saying is that those brain bugs and the stroker creep me out in very much the same way, and real, non-deformed genitals creep me out not at all. Neil Patrick Harris WAS totally awesome! That sounds like truth to me.

Speaking of the pocket ass and gaping asses, I wonder if there’s a prolapsed rectum toy. Quick google search suggests “not yet”, but I don’t want to look too deeply into this possibility.

You’ve seen the documentary Guys and Dolls, right? Creepy is bloody right.

]]> By: Holly Pervocracy http://quizzicalpussy.com/the-wank-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-pt-2/comment-page-1/#comment-82 Holly Pervocracy Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:32:35 +0000 http://quizzicalpussy.com/?p=430#comment-82 To be fair, the brain bug from Starship Troopers does, in turn, look like a vagina. (Also, Neil Patrick Harris was freakin' <i>awesome</i> in that movie. FYI.) I guess the finger is there because otherwise the gape would just look like she was super loose and/or pooping? Real Dolls are super mega creepy, mostly because the pricing and the level of detail suggests that they're for use as a "companion" rather than just a masturbatory aid. Which suggests that there are guys out there whose ideal companion is sessile, customizable, and under their ownership. Creeeepy. To be fair, the brain bug from Starship Troopers does, in turn, look like a vagina. (Also, Neil Patrick Harris was freakin’ awesome in that movie. FYI.)

I guess the finger is there because otherwise the gape would just look like she was super loose and/or pooping?

Real Dolls are super mega creepy, mostly because the pricing and the level of detail suggests that they’re for use as a “companion” rather than just a masturbatory aid. Which suggests that there are guys out there whose ideal companion is sessile, customizable, and under their ownership. Creeeepy.

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