Comments on: The One True Cock

By: theDrunkMonk

theDrunkMonk — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 03:41:10 +0000

I’m ashamed at the lack of people’s lack of being childish… So I’ll step in for the role I was born for…

Anyone else think that if the graph extended past 11″ long, that eventually there’d be a rotated mushroom and the entire thing would look a penis with the balls having just retracted? Though this would ruin the beautiful relation it has to some math functions…

By: Mousie00

Mousie00 — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:47:08 +0000

I notice the human recordholder had a circumference of 6.25″, and most of the ‘ideal’ territory is at 6.5″. I also notice that the average, 6″ long and 4.75″ in circumference, is right at the corner of ‘enjoyable’ where it meets ‘unsatisfying’.

Harsh indeed. No wonder some men are paranoid.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:23:45 +0000

@Epiphora No idea, but he made a graph! A GRAPH!!! So it must be true.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:22:52 +0000

@Retro The self-reporting gets a little ridiculous. I'm sure lots of guys claim 8 1/2 inches and skulk away when the ruler comes out. Just saying. Also, I will take hard over ginormous any day. No question.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:16:55 +0000

@Holly Pervocracy Yeah, comfortable is totally the new hung.

I find the oral thing fun either way. It’s fun to see how I can take a big one, and it’s fun to have more freedom with a smaller one. As for anal, I don’t know if I would feel comfortable pegging someone with my own “satisfying” cock because I’m worried it’d be too thick. But damned if I was going to buy the “slim” version.

By: Epiphora

Epiphora — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:39:26 +0000

Who IS this guy, and can he get a new hobby please?! OMG, seriously.

By: Retro

Retro — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 07:25:59 +0000

No fucking way. Sorry for swearing on your blog, but NO FUCKING WAY.

OK, so I clock in at just over 7″ long and 6″ circumference. And we swing. So I’ve seen many guys. I’m the second biggest, maybe third biggest, guy around.

We had a couple around the other day and he claims 8 1/2″. Yet both his wife and mine figured I’m bigger.

So either I’m measuring wrong, or the cat joke applies (Guy at bar, cat walks in, guy bets his cock is longer than cat’s tail, measurements are made, cat wins, guy ass “how did you measure cat’s tail” “from his asshole” “would you mind extending me the same priviledge” — funnier if told correctly, of course).

And yea, anal can be a pain :-)

The biggest guy? Huge. But not enough blood to get it hard. And as far as I can tell, women prefer hard to huge and floppy.

By: Holly Pervocracy

Holly Pervocracy — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:39:45 +0000

I’ve actually had better sex recently with guys who were slightly on the small side, because:

A) More positions, and a lot more moving around in those positions, are easier do do without worrying about hurting me (or him)
B) I don’t get sore
C) I can get the whole thing in my mouth
and
D) It fits up my butt

A big cock is certainly a thing of beauty, but it’s a lot less versatile; I appreciate a comfortable cock.

And that’s a very difficult compliment to give. “I’m glad your cock isn’t too big, because it’s just so comfortable!”