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The Thanksgiving celebration I want to have: Spending all day in bed, fucking, eating take-out, watching strange Asian horror films, and being thankful for all these delightful things.

The Thanksgiving celebration I will have: Picking at dry turkey while listening attentively to harangues from my family about how I’m too old to have such preposterous hair.

Here we go, pilgrims! Hope there’s pie in it for you!

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