26 May
No spill blood.
So, realistically, how many sexing-me related injuries can my boyfriend sustain before he refuses to fuck me anymore?
Please say it’s at least in the triple digits. I’m not even sure what I’m doing to cause it, but he usually ends up in pain somehow. Eventually his penis is going to start calling me “the mean lady”.
To be clear, I did not break his penis or anything (this time), but two threatening pops came from his hips while he was thrusting in missionary, and I’m pretty sure that’s bad. At least he let me climb on top and continue. He’s a champ, that one.
Awww. Laramy is a brave little hedgehog.
Please don’t kill him.
Friend of mine did manage to break his penis during sexing once – he, like, split the skin somehow. Was really drunk so didn’t really notice, woke up with rather a lot of blood everywhere. It was covered with a cock bandage for a while afterwards, which must have been awkward. Not sure how the other person felt about the incident either.
I remember one occasion in which, whilst being vigorously ridden, that I slipped out of my girlfriend only to have her slam down onto me at such an angle as to cause an explosion of pain and a ‘pop/crack’ sound from my member. Luckily, whether due to endorphins and/or lust, we resumed fucking a few minutes later as it was evident that no damage had been done.
Mmmm, could just be nitrogen bubbles popping in his hips(The same thing that makes the noise when you crack your knuckles or most times when your knees pop), but that’s pretty odd to occur in a person’s hips.
My hips and shoulders pop and crackle all the time. I love cowgirl but my hips seize up and cramp, so I have to change moves. I think I need some kind of pre-sex warmup routine.