Comments on: /me fap fap fap

By: girlhere

girlhere — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:36:44 +0000

hey, me too. pretty much word for word. yay!

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:32:38 +0000

@Holly Pervocracy I'm so excited to know the origins of these terms! Awesome. Thanks! When I masturbate with any kind of penetration in the tub I feel like I'm douching with my own filth. How's that for sexy thoughts?

By: Holly Pervocracy

Holly Pervocracy — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:10:44 +0000

“Fap” and “Shlick” both have their origins in a webcomic called Sexy Losers. It’s not exactly feminist or sex-positive but it is pretty damn funny sometimes.

I masturbate in a bathtub full of rose petals. It gets expensive, but I’m worth it.

(What is it about baths? It’s hard to get a good position in the small, hard-sided confines of a bathtub, and the water getting up in your bits feels weird and delubricates everything. Baths are great for naked relaxing, but only literally.)

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:34:16 +0000

@Robert Gotta love xtube.

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:17:50 +0000

Well, none of my girlfriends did it that way. The last usually masturbated on the couch while watching Xtube videos on my computer.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:10:46 +0000

@Flitter I suspect that twelve really vocal women masturbated that way in the seventies when people started talking about such things, and that's how the rumor got started. None of my friends do it that way either. But what do I know? Maybe my sample is skewed.

By: Flitter

Flitter — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:53:27 +0000

I dunno if that really is the way most girls masturbate. I know it’s not how I tend to do things, but I don’t really have a lot of the sort of friends who I can compare notes with. :P