13 Jan
Ladies night at the Financial Aid Office
Above: The Best Facebook Ad
I found the winner of the best ad on Facebook. You can all stop looking now.
See, the reasons this ad works so well are manifold (or possibly closer to twofold): First, Pell Grant eligibility is absolutely based on the sex of the applicant* rather than economic need, so saying “Pell Grants for Women!” isn’t at all embarrassing.* Second, a mudflap girl in a margarita glass is the perfect image to complement the concept of online education.*
It’s also important to point out that Academies of Burlesque do accept student loans.* I plan to minor in titty tassels.
*Lies. All lies.
Maybe they are trying to say you should get a grant instead of stripping to pay for school?
And the Academies of Burlesque doesn’t accept loans. And I had my feathers all packed.
That… is the greatest thing to exist in the entire world.
@Penny Can’t I do both? Lap dancing’s my cardio!
LOL! I didn’t know Larry the Cable Guy designed Facebook Ads.
I wonder if they list which junior colleges get the most action from this advert? If I were a young male looking for colleges to go to, I’d definitely want to check those out.
@ QP: In 4000 level classes, they teach you to make ‘em go in opposite directions.
I’m guessing that’s just the first clipart that came up for “women”?
…and okay, now I’m depressed.
What the actual fuck?
Facebook is weird.
xoxox
@quizzical pussy
Yes, you absolutely can. Every college student needs beer money.
I’ve just recently discovered your blog, and I’m totally hooked. Your wit has me in stitches, and I’m really enjoying both your approach and the clean, stylish look to your site. Reading you feels like a relaxed, sensual, intelligent conversation in a charming coffeehouse. Thank you for what you’re doing and sharing. I like you.
There’s even a little lemon on the glass, sassy. Sometimes facebook ads offend me. No! I don’t need a job, an education, and the most beautiful lipstick ever! Leave me alone!
@Rogue Thank you! I’m so glad you like it here.
@suggestive The most beautiful lipstick EVER!? I must find out more about this amazing product! Quick, self, to the facebook!