Ladies night at the Financial Aid Office
I found the winner of the best ad on Facebook. You can all stop looking now.
See, the reasons this ad works so well are manifold (or possibly closer to twofold): First, Pell Grant eligibility is absolutely based on the sex of the applicant* rather than economic need, so saying “Pell Grants for Women!” isn’t at all embarrassing.* Second, a mudflap girl in a margarita glass is the perfect image to complement the concept of online education.*
It’s also important to point out that Academies of Burlesque do accept student loans.* I plan to minor in titty tassels.
*Lies. All lies.