Did you know that it’s Buy A Sex Toy day, like, today? I’m telling you, people need to know about this!
I’ve been thinking for about a month now what I want to buy, and I feel like I’m in a phase at the moment where I’m pretty content with the jack-off aids I have. What I really, really want in this phase is a time-turner1 that will allow me to spend more time with my paramours. Or maybe even better, a teleporter.
As it is, what with things not existing as they ought, I’m down to the wire and it’s occurred to me that I don’t have any rope. No, none at all. And since I feel a burgeoning drive to tie up lovely people, that’s what I’m getting. Rope.
What are you getting?
P.S. Rope recommendations welcome.
- It’s a Harry Potter thing. And it doesn’t exist. Not since the Department of Mysteries debacle. :( [↩]