29 Mar
From afar…
Most of my dating life has involved a more or less irritating amount of geographical distance (and often, failing that, an irritating person. ZING!). The last relationship I had that required me to drive fewer than 30 minutes to get sex was in 2005. Is it just me, or is that balls?
But really, when you’re in the best relationship you’ve ever had, it isn’t quite fair to bitch about minor details.
And on the bright side, I have toys!
