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Real talk? You guys are geeks. And I’m so into it.

So you talked about a unicorn horn dildo a little while ago. I had seen it once before and thought it was cool, but had no idea who sold it. Then you linked it! And I bought it! And made a fornicorn costume, the dildo proudly riding on my head. I had to make a fabric sleeve for my strap on harness, and I was able to switch from unicorn with a horn on her head, to fornicorn screwing the jelly out of this girl at the party. You made that happen!

That is amazing, and I am not even throwing any snark here: If my blog never accomplishes another good thing, I’ll now always feel that its existence has been justified.

This is a response to confessor #4 on March 20th, who mentioned reciting Attic Greek verb paradigms while getting off. Beware! I, too, took Attic Greek some years ago. The class was really too big for the subject, and intensely boring, so I took to fantasizing about fucking my boyfriend instead of paying attention. No harm, right? Unfortunately, when it came time to study for the final, I couldn’t keep my hand out of my pants. Where the passive voice endings should have been in my memory, was just a vivid image of him bending me over a sleazy motel room bed and riding me until I came, loudly and wetly. Pleasant? Yes. Helpful on an exam? No.

Some people would claim that this confession is nerdy but not geeky. But if you ask people the difference between a nerd and a geek you’ll find you get widely varying responses. I can’t justify pedantry about things that are entirely subjective, can you?

I just saw some still photos from the upcoming film of The Hobbit. I think I want to fuck a dwarf.

Hey, it happens.

Speaking of sexual encounters that involve Sci Fi and pre-packaged comfort food! I have difficulty reaching orgasm to the point of being very nearly anorgasmic. I’d actually been happily and extremely sexually active for over a year before having one by myself, and for over two years before having one with a partner. And, when I first started having orgasms with partners, I would consistently go into shock afterwards. Like, shaking, unable to move or feel any of my limbs, borderline hypothermic, usually crying a bit, and in desperate need of comfort food. To say I required aftercare is something of an understatement.

So, I was watching Star Trek with one of my partners, and we were having a bit of sex during it, and he got me off. But there was no food in the house. He bundled me up in all the blankets, and got our (at the time) friend to cuddle with me while he went out to get me some macaroni and cheese from 7-11 (the only place open at 2AM). He had to go twice because he got the wrong kind the first time.

For my birthday a few months later, he got me a texts from last night t-shirt that said ”What can I say, he found the keys to my heart: orgasms and macaroni and cheese.”

This is by far the most heartwarming story I’ve ever read beginning with Star Trek and ending with an internet meme. And you know there’s competition.

I played WoW for many years but it’s about 3 years since I stopped now and I still miss it. Mostly because it’s great for meeting new people whom I can befriend and then hopefully have sex with. Also because it was one of the prime ways to socialize with my fuckbuddy who lives far, far away. I often traded services in game for special sex in life with my FB, it was a win-win situation for me and he didn’t find it that draining to use his time in Azeroth for a bit of helping. I think it also added a sense of hotness because it reminded us both of selling sex. As I don’t see my FB very often it gets lonely in my bed and now that I’m not playing WoW I struggle to meet new sex-partners. I’m trying to find a substitute game (not as time consuming) or other platforms to reach the same goal. Going out to bars isn’t my thing and I think putting an add on a dating-site isn’t really reaching my target group. I want a nerdy guy for sex, not someone ready for marriage and kids. Any advice from the awesome QP or her readers? (Preferably something that is applicable to Northern Europe, but I’m not that picky.)

Are there any Sci Fi or comic conventions nearby? Because I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the 1973 animated classic Charlotte’s Web, but there’s this scene in it where Paul Lynde freaks out in song form about how fun it is to binge eat garbage at the fair. That is roughly how I see this playing out, except totally not in a bad way. Also, readers, please share your geek-finding secrets.

i’ve been pretty neutral towards you personally in terms of attraction for as long as i’ve been reading the blog – maybe 6 months, though my shitty time perception means probably quite a bit longer. i like your writing, the layout of the blog, the CONCEPT of the blog, and we apparently have a few kinks in common.

however, a recent con dropped a reference to Sandman, and you dropped not one, but two Sandman references right back. count me officially interested.

I often wonder how many of my sexual partners are really just using me for my nerdy references.

Do any of you out there use people for their winning personalities, emotional depth, and the mindblowing sex you have with them? Confess the shameful truth here.

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