Comments on: Cockonyms

By: Holly Pervocracy

Holly Pervocracy — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 07:47:05 +0000

I once dated a guy who… sigh… named his cock after an anime character. (Gourry from “Slayers.”)

Then again, I’ve long since called my tits Annie and Sally. The names just seem to fit.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:23:39 +0000

@artsynomad Not to be creepy, but I think I might be in love with your friend.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:23:16 +0000

@Brock F’in Samson I don't get it either. Maybe it's a commentary on how it seems to have a mind of its own? I'm flying blind here, if anyone has any ideas. I want to meet the guy who named his C5 vertebra.

By: quizzical pussy

quizzical pussy — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:20:26 +0000

@Britni TheVadgeWig Please tell me he was being ironic. I have a much higher tolerance for ironic jackassery. Obviously.

By: artsynomad

artsynomad — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:21:39 +0000

A friend of mine had a name and Facebook page for her Feeldoe for a while. It would have conversations with her and her boyfriend sometimes.

By: Brock F'in Samson

Brock F'in Samson — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:58:38 +0000

I named my penis “The Mighty George.”

Okay, I’m totally lying; I’ve never understood why anyone would name their body parts other than for comedic effect (See Paul Rudd in Anchorman).

By: Britni TheVadgeWig

Britni TheVadgeWig — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:45:05 +0000

I dated someone in high school who had named his cock “Russell the Love Muscle.”

I wish I could make that up.